So, I've seen some reruns here and there of the late 90's early 2000s show, but I currently have nothing better to do with my life, so I am committing to watching all six seasons. Dawson's Creek centers around four fifteen-year old kids(with really bad style) that live in a small New England town. There's Dawson, of course, the aspiring filmmaker/movie buff and best friend of Joey Potter. Joey Potter, played by the lovely Katie Holmes, is the girl that lives across the creek with the biting since of humor and a lot of feelings. She also happens to know everything there is to know about Dawson. Sidenote: she's been crawling through his window since they were seven. Then there's Pacey, the quirky sarcastic guy that uses humor to hide his obvious self esteem issues. Lastly, there's Jen, played by Michelle Williams, who's the new girl next door that moved from the big city because she was growing up too fast. She also says awkward things like, "Joey you have really nice breasts." So thats that.. Basically whats going on right now is Dawson has a thing for Jen, Joey has a thing for Dawson, and Pacey is sleeping with his English teacher. It's like 90210 with a small town feel to it. Whats going to happen in these six seasons? Who knows, I'm on episode six. But I've super excited to find out.
Friday, July 27, 2012
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Jessica Alba Is The Cutest Ever
Jessica Alba is seriously one of my favorite people. Not because her skin is like a mocha latte and her lips look like pillows I could sleep on for days, but she just gives off such a positive light and and energy. Her happiness is contagious. And why wouldn't she be happy? She has a doting hubby, two beautiful daughters, and most importantly she gets to go all around the world going to fashion shows and cool events. Whenever I watch her in an interview she is simply radiant. Another thing I love about J Alb is her eclectic style! She can rock anything from a cute bunny print dress to neon pink jeans to a daring leather dress. From what I've seen from twitter and instagram she always seems to be having a great time and looks fabulous doing it. She's totes one of those people that can be sexy and cute interchangeably. Not to mention she seems like a great mom. Is it weird that I would love to be her four year old daughter? Shawtie gets to wear the best designer duds and go all over the world. Don't judge me, people. So pretty much Jessica Alba is the baddest bitch out there and I adore her.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012
#ADAY
Pretty Little Liars is everything I love about television and basically life. Pretty girls, pretty boys, tight friendships, a hint of comedy, good fashion, and mystery. These are some shady ladies and I effing love it. This show never lets me down. It's one of those shows that is consistently bitchin'. This is the only show that can actually make feel anxiety while watching it. Not to mention, the four girls have great chemistry, they're all stunnah's, and I wish I had their closets. I never want this show to end yet I'm dying to find out what happens in the end.
The Babysitters Club
Depending on the child, babysitting can be easy or it can make you want to shoot yourself in the face. I babysit a pathological liar on the regular. So it's basically a blast. Last week she had a full out BF(bitch fit) because she wanted to stay and play with her little friend. So I handled it in a totally mature way. I screamed back at her that there are kids starving in Africa with real problems to cry about. Take that asshole.
The Cutest Hollywood Couple
The lesbians really have got love all wrapped up in lishous. They've got it all figured out. Straight people, including me, need to get their shit together. If Ellen and Portia ever breakup I will never believe in true love. Gosh, I'm so dramatic. But what they have is truly beautiful. These two are just the perfect couple. How somebody wouldn't want them to get married is beyond me.
Portia on ellen:
Portia on ellen:
I used to think that to be independent was to not need anyone but she taught me that the more vulnerable you are and the softer you are and the more you allow people into your life and into your heart, the happier you are and the more valuable you are to other people… ellen has completely changed the way i look at life, shes made me not worry about what other people think (and i’m working on that, i have to be honest) but shes taught me that who i am, is perfectly good enough, and that i dont have to pretend that i’m anything other than who i am. thats been the most incredible gift that shes given me, that anyone could give to anyone that they love.
Jonah Hill: The Love Of My Life
Jonah Hill is the man of my dreams. I love him big, I love him small, I love him short, I love him tall. Okay, I'm aware that he's always the same height but I was doing a rhyming thing so go with it. In my opinion, which matters a lot, he is the funniest guy in comedy right now. Let's take a look at homeboy's resume. Most famously, he's been in Superbad, Money Ball, The Sitter and 21 Jump Street, which he wrote. I think it's so cool and impressive that he wrote this whole movie. It makes it more fun for me to watch because I know this all came out of his head. I love everything about this fella. Simply him talking makes me want to laugh. Jonah is so real and isn't afraid to cross boundaries when it comes to his roles. Also, to be able to seamlessly go from comedy to drama is an admirable quality in an actor. He's so adorable; he even has a tattoo for his grandmother that says 'Nancy Rules'. Anyway, eating a sandwich and watching anything Jonah is my happy place.
Quote: "It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life."
Quote: "It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life."
Monday, July 23, 2012
I Live In A World Where I Have Chip Crumbs In My Bra 93% Of The Time
This happens as a result of me sitting on the couch and eating potato chips. This makes me sound obsese, but surprisingly I'm not..yet. I feel an appropriate amount of shame and disgust with myself over this fact. Although, if I were chip crumb I would much rather be chillin' in my bra than at the bottom of a bag or on the floor. Does this make me feel like I should get off my tush and say, jump on a trampoline or swim in my lake? Probably. But it's nawt bloody likely. I have no other choice but to be content with my chip crumb status because thats where they are staying. In my bra.
Straight Up, Now Tell Me, Do You Really Wanna Love Me Forever?
...Or is this just a hit n run? Guys, I'm really concerned about the future of love. So many relationships that I thought were something real ended up floundering. Everything I thought I knew about love is being skewed. When Seal and Heidi Klum announced their separation, it was like an emotional slap in the face. I was pretty dev. They were so together together. Now Tom and Katie. Like homeboy stood up on Oprah's probably 10,000 dollar couch professing his love for Katie Holmes to the world and boom, five years later, hasta lavista. And don't even get me started on David Arquette and Courtney Cox. I think they even said at some point that divorce was not an option for them. I don't know what's going on behind the scenes with these people but all these fleeting relationships are throwing me for a loop. I mean, I'm not gonna cry about but it does make me lose a little faith in this thing we call love. How can people be so into each other one minute and then not the next? But then again how do two people make their love last forever. Oh, love is quite a conundrum. All I know is, I'm settling for nothing less than a Carrie and Big kinda love. Sure they aren't real people, I'm not completely deluded but I dare you to kill my dream. Maybe no relationship is perfect, but I desperately want to believe in forever.
Mindy Kaling’s Best Friend Rights and Responsibilities
I absolutely love this. And her.
I CAN BORROW ALL YOUR CLOTHES
Anything in your closet, no matter how fancy, is co-owned by me, your best friend. I can borrow it for as long as I want. If I get something on it or lose it, I should make all good faith attempts to get it cleaned or buy you a new one, but I don’t need to do that, and you still have to love me. If I ruin something of yours and don’t replace it, you’re allowed to talk shit about me to our other friends for a calendar year. That’s it. Then you have to get over it. One stipulation to borrowing your clothes is that you have to have worn the item at least once before I borrow it. I’m not a monster.
Anything in your closet, no matter how fancy, is co-owned by me, your best friend. I can borrow it for as long as I want. If I get something on it or lose it, I should make all good faith attempts to get it cleaned or buy you a new one, but I don’t need to do that, and you still have to love me. If I ruin something of yours and don’t replace it, you’re allowed to talk shit about me to our other friends for a calendar year. That’s it. Then you have to get over it. One stipulation to borrowing your clothes is that you have to have worn the item at least once before I borrow it. I’m not a monster.
WE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED
If we’re on a trip or if our boyfriends are away, and there’s a bed bigger than a twin, we’re partnering up. It is super weird for us to not share a bed. How else will we talk until we fall asleep?
If we’re on a trip or if our boyfriends are away, and there’s a bed bigger than a twin, we’re partnering up. It is super weird for us to not share a bed. How else will we talk until we fall asleep?
I MUST BE 100% HONEST ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK, BUT GENTLE
Your boyfriend is never going to tell you that your skirt is too tight and riding up too high on you. In fact, you shouldn’t have even asked him, poor guy. He wants to have sex with you no matter how pudgy you are. I am the only person besides your mom who has the right (and responsibility) of telling you that. I should never be overly harsh when something doesn’t look good on you, because I know you are fragile about this and so am I. I will employ the gentle, vague expression, “I’m not crazy about that on you,” which should mean to you: “Holy shit, take that off, that looks terrible.” I owe it to you to give feedback like a cattle prod: painful but quick.
Your boyfriend is never going to tell you that your skirt is too tight and riding up too high on you. In fact, you shouldn’t have even asked him, poor guy. He wants to have sex with you no matter how pudgy you are. I am the only person besides your mom who has the right (and responsibility) of telling you that. I should never be overly harsh when something doesn’t look good on you, because I know you are fragile about this and so am I. I will employ the gentle, vague expression, “I’m not crazy about that on you,” which should mean to you: “Holy shit, take that off, that looks terrible.” I owe it to you to give feedback like a cattle prod: painful but quick.
I CAN DITCH YOU, WITHIN REASON
I can ditch you to hang out with a guy, but only if that possibility has been discussed and getting-ride-home practicalities have been worked out prior to the event. In return, I need to talk about you a lot with that guy so he knows how much I love you.
I can ditch you to hang out with a guy, but only if that possibility has been discussed and getting-ride-home practicalities have been worked out prior to the event. In return, I need to talk about you a lot with that guy so he knows how much I love you.
I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR KID IF YOU DIE
I can’t even write about this, it’s too sad. But yes, I will do that. And you will have one awesome little kid who hears endless stories about how amazing and beautiful and perfect you were. Incidentally, your kid will grow up loving Indian food.
I can’t even write about this, it’s too sad. But yes, I will do that. And you will have one awesome little kid who hears endless stories about how amazing and beautiful and perfect you were. Incidentally, your kid will grow up loving Indian food.
I WILL NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH
If you are crippled with pain because of a UTI, I need to haul ass to CVS to get you some medicine, fast. I should also try to pick up a fashion magazine and candy that you like, because distracting you from your pain is part of nursing you back to health as well.
If you are crippled with pain because of a UTI, I need to haul ass to CVS to get you some medicine, fast. I should also try to pick up a fashion magazine and candy that you like, because distracting you from your pain is part of nursing you back to health as well.
WE WILL TRADE OFF BEING SOCIAL ACTIVITIES CHAIR FOR OUR OUTINGS
On trips together, I promise to man up and be the person who drives the rental car sometimes, or uses my credit card and have people pay me back later. Someone needs to check on Yelp to see what the good brunch place is. Neither of us gets to be the princess all the time, I get that.
On trips together, I promise to man up and be the person who drives the rental car sometimes, or uses my credit card and have people pay me back later. Someone needs to check on Yelp to see what the good brunch place is. Neither of us gets to be the princess all the time, I get that.
I WILL KEEP YOUR FAVORITE FEMININE HYGEINE PRODUCT AT MY HOUSE
Even though no one uses maxi-pads anymore, like you do, weirdo, I will keep a box at my house for when you come over.
Even though no one uses maxi-pads anymore, like you do, weirdo, I will keep a box at my house for when you come over.
SAME WITH YOUR CONTACT LENS SOLUTION
I can’t believe you won’t get Lasik already. I know you read someone went blind from it, but that was like twenty years ago. Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn’t have a cell phone.
I can’t believe you won’t get Lasik already. I know you read someone went blind from it, but that was like twenty years ago. Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn’t have a cell phone.
I WILL TRY TO LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIVE TIMES
This is a fair number of times to hang out with your boyfriend and withhold judgment.
This is a fair number of times to hang out with your boyfriend and withhold judgment.
WHEN I TAKE A SHOWER AT YOUR PLACE, I WON’T DROP THE TOWEL ON THE FLOOR
Your home isn’t a hotel. I forget sometimes because you make it so comfortable for me.
Your home isn’t a hotel. I forget sometimes because you make it so comfortable for me.
IF YOU’RE DEPRESSED, I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
As everyone knows, depressed people are some of the most boring people in the world. I know this because when I was depressed, people fled. Except my best friends. I will be there for you during your horrible breakup, and you can tell me a hundred times the same sad stories about how you thought he was going to be the one. I will be there for you to tell your long revenge fantasies to, and also to Facebook stalk whoever you want. I know I will hate it and find you really tedious, but I promise I won’t abandon you.
As everyone knows, depressed people are some of the most boring people in the world. I know this because when I was depressed, people fled. Except my best friends. I will be there for you during your horrible breakup, and you can tell me a hundred times the same sad stories about how you thought he was going to be the one. I will be there for you to tell your long revenge fantasies to, and also to Facebook stalk whoever you want. I know I will hate it and find you really tedious, but I promise I won’t abandon you.
I WILL HATE AND RE-LIKE PEOPLE FOR YOU
But don’t get mad if I can’t keep track. Robby? Don’t we hate him? No, we love him. Okay, okay. Sorry.
But don’t get mad if I can’t keep track. Robby? Don’t we hate him? No, we love him. Okay, okay. Sorry.
IT IS OKAY TO TAKE ME FOR GRANTED
I know when you fall in love with someone you will completely forget about me. That hurts my feelings, but it is okay. Please try to remember to text me, if you can, if you know I have something going on in my life, like a work promotion or something.
I know when you fall in love with someone you will completely forget about me. That hurts my feelings, but it is okay. Please try to remember to text me, if you can, if you know I have something going on in my life, like a work promotion or something.
NO TWO PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN US
We fucking rock. No one can beat us.
We fucking rock. No one can beat us.
The Best Romantic Movie of Our Generation
Anyone who hasn't seen The Notebook is seriously deprived. This movie is incredible start to finish. We've all seen the movies that try to top it, but somehow The Vow, Dear John, and The Lucky One don't even compare. I honestly don't know what makes this movie so supreme compared to the others. Rachel McAdams is totally girl-crush worthy in this movie. The red hair suits her best in my opinion and don't even get me started on her wardrobe. I wish I lived in this time era so badly. The music, the dancing, the style, the way they talk. Everything about it is perfection. But ya know what else is perfection, or more importantly who? Ryan Gosling. Gosh, I love him with all my heart. Don't we all wish we had a Noah Calhoun? I want someone to dance with me in the middle of the street with no music and build me a goddam house. Is that too much to ask? I suppose i'll have to keep dreamin'. Allie and Noah's die hard, tumultuous, crazy in love relationship is exactly what I want. This movie reminds me of the Tay Swifty song 'The way I loved you'. Tell me this song isn't Allie's life.
He is sensible and so incredible
And all my single friends are jealous
He says everything I need to hear and it's like
I couldn't ask for anything better
He opens up my door and I get into his car
And he says you look beautiful tonight
And I feel perfectly fine
But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain
And it's 2am and I'm cursing your name
You're so in love that you act insane
And that's the way I loved you
Breakin' down and coming undone
It's a roller coaster kinda rush
And I never knew I could feel that much And that's the way I loved you
He is sensible and so incredible
And all my single friends are jealous
He says everything I need to hear and it's like
I couldn't ask for anything better
He opens up my door and I get into his car
And he says you look beautiful tonight
And I feel perfectly fine
But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain
And it's 2am and I'm cursing your name
You're so in love that you act insane
And that's the way I loved you
Breakin' down and coming undone
It's a roller coaster kinda rush
And I never knew I could feel that much And that's the way I loved you
Ellen is DA BOMB
Let's chat about Ellen. Talk show host. Comedian. Power lesbian. All around adorable person. Ellen is my favorite day time talk show host. Her dancing and sparkling blue eyes are enchanting. I love that Ellen is so family friendly funny. Anyone at any age could watch this show. It's impossible not to feel happy when you're watching her. I love how at the end of every show she says, "Be kind to one another." I think this is just a really positive message to put out there. Ellen simply glows.
Watch this: I know it's kinda long but seriously, watch it til the end. It's so good.
Watch this: I know it's kinda long but seriously, watch it til the end. It's so good.
A Celebrity Kid Who's Wardrobe I Wish Was Mine
I am only mildly embarrassed to say I wish I had Honor Warren, aka J Alba's four year old daughter's wardrobe. Honey had got mad style and I'm super jelly of her threads.
A Celebrity Friendship I love
Michelle Williams and Busy Philipps are one of my favorite celeb friendships. I like them because they seem so genuine and real. With celebrities, sometimes you never know if they're just acting like friends. But I can tell Michelle and Busy are real, back-scaratching, there through thick and thin friends. They've been friends since they were young and on Dawson's Creek together, and Busy is the godmother of Michelle daughter, Matilda. And Ever since the tragic loss of Michelle Williams boyfriend and baby daddy, Heath Ledger, Busy has been by her side for every award show and event. All in all, I know true BFF's when I see them. They are cute and blond and biffy and I like them.
Michelle Williams on Busy Philipps
It’s always fun to be with Busy. It’s fun to be stuck in the desert with no gas with Busy. You know, she’s just my favorite.


Michelle Williams on Busy Philipps
It’s always fun to be with Busy. It’s fun to be stuck in the desert with no gas with Busy. You know, she’s just my favorite.


No Strings Attached
No Strings Attached is another one of my favorite rom-coms. Are you sensing my love for rom-coms yet? They're pretty much my religion. How could this movie go wrong? Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman are pure goodness. Not to mention Greta Gerwig(Patrice), Jake Johnson(Eli) and my favoritest human being, Mindy(Shira) Kaling bring the funny..hard. Ashton Kutcher is straight up beautiful and adorable. I think it's sweet that Natalie Portman tries to resist him. It's so unrealistic. Anyway, Nat is really good in this movie too. It's kind of something she's never done before. When I think rom-com I think Katherine(why the hell did you cut your hair) Heigl, def not Natalie Portman. But I couldn't think of anyone who would play the part of Emma better. Basically, this movie is bangin'..literally.
Shira: You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?
Emma: No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.
Shira: Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.
Emma: I can't get laid?
Shira: No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?
Emma: [shrugs] No one threw up on me today.
Shira: We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!
Emma: Okay.
Shira: Remember, we're sluts!
Shira: You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?
Emma: No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.
Shira: Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.
Emma: I can't get laid?
Shira: No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?
Emma: [shrugs] No one threw up on me today.
Shira: We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!
Emma: Okay.
Shira: Remember, we're sluts!
So I'm A Streeper
Oh, how I love Meryl Streep. I don't see how anyone could not be obsessed with her. Ugh, she's the best. She brings an authenticity to her roles a lot of actors aren't able to. She's beautiful in a very real, president of the garden club kinda way. Her acceptance speeches are always so charming and witty. One of the things that makes her the best in the biz is her acting range is. He roles are so versatile. She plays Miranda Priestley to perfection in the Devil Wears Prada. You know she's good because she can play a completely cold bitch as the editor and chief of Runway but then play the effervescently warm and bubbly Julia Child in Julia and Julia. Some of my other favorite roles of hers include Donna Sheridan in Mamma Mia and Jane in It's Complicated. Meryl just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
A Movie I love Simply Because the People Are Ridiculously Good Looking
Alright, I know I'm a bit shallow. Don't pretend like you aren't! A movie I always stop to watch when it's on is Into the Blue, with Paul Walker and Jessica Alba. These two people may be the best two looking people on the universe. Together they are like butter. I can't stand the hotness when they are on screen together. The movie in general is pretty stupid. It's about how they find a plane at the bottom of the ocean with a bunch of coke in it and they get all mixed up with these crazy drug dealers. I don't really pay attention to all that other crap though. In my mind this is a movie about two insanely pretty people that make out in their trailer and frolic in the ocean.
Someone's Style I love: Diane Kruger
Diane Kruger's style is impecable. I've never seen DK look bad. She has the look of old hollywood glamour I adore. Her and her beau, Joshua Jackson, a la Dawson's Creek, are always styled to perfection and are the essence of chicness.
Filmography: Troy, Inglorious Bastards, National Treasure, The Age of Ignorance
The Conversation
The Conversation is kind of like an alternative talk show in a way. Amanda de Cadenet is the lovely host per say and co-creator of the show, along with her friend Demi Moore. Amanda is what I'd call a REAL woman. She is beautiful and curvy and totally relatable. I just want to hangout with her and chat for hours about life. That's basically what she does with her guests. Her guests range from Miley Cyrus to Diane von Furstenburg to Gwyneth Paltrow. The vibe of the show is very relaxed, intimate and nonjudgemental. You feel like you could just cozy up on the couch and join in on the conversation with them. The topics consist of sex, love, womanhood, motherhood, careers, and everything in between. It talks about issues like self worth and learning to love yourself above all else. Watching this show always makes me feel proud to be a woman.
An Epic Tv Couple
CHUCK AND BLAIR. I love this tv couple so much. They are just so naughty and perfect together. I especially love when Blair says to Chuck, "The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had..I will stand by you through anything." There are countless great Chuck and Blair moments but a personal favorite of mine is the epic loss of virginity in the limo scene. This scene is just HOT AS HELL.
Things I Love: My Anthropologie Quilt
I love this quilt so much! It's so warm, cozy and soft and the pattern is great. They have a lot of different patterns at Anthropologie.
A Scene I love from GIRLS
This is one of my favorite scenes from GIRLS. It's just funny and cute and shows the love between Marnie and Hannah. Plus I'm obsessed with this song. I literally never get tired of it.
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in 12 Minutes
This is the VS fashion show from 2010. It's my favorite one. The music is bumpin', the models are stunnin', and the theatrics are pretty mind blowin'. Don't we all wish we could be a Victoria's Secret Angel? I suppose we'll just have to settle for living vicariously through them. While watching this you will probably be thinking an assortment of things, such as; "goddamit, they're ridiculously gorgeous", or "it's not fair" and maybe "watching this is sorta making me feel like a lesbian." All of these feelings are totally normal. Now, sit back and enjoy the world's biggest fashion show hunnies.
A Commercial that Can Make Me Cry if I'm Emotionally Unstable
This Dawn dish detergent commercial is so freaking adorable. I showed it to my Mom once and she was like full on blubbering. Is there really anything cuter than little duckies and touching songs about mothers taking care of their babies? I don't think so people. This commercial is prime; it literally makes me want to get off my lazy ass and go get some dawn dish detergent. Great advertising dawn. Bravo.
Marion Cotillard, Je t'aime
So first and foremost, Marion Cotillard(ko-tee-AR) is stunning. I simply can't look away when she's on the screen. To me, she is the epitome of grace, style, beauty, and talent. Her Oscar acceptance speech could make anyone fall in love. She is so charming, warm and adorably French. I love the way she delivers her speech with such confidence and graciousness. The roles she takes on are not easy by any means. Her resume consists of Inception, Public Enemies, Contagion, Midnight in Paris and of course her Oscar-winning role in La Vie En Rose. She once said, "I don't think you learn how to act. You learn how to use your emotions and feelings."
Hey Judd Apatow, Let's Talk About How Amaze You Are
Okay, Judd Apatow is basically the king of comedy. Almost any ridiculously funny movie I've ever seen is Judd Apatow produced/directed or written. Bridesmaids, Step Brothers, Pineapple Express, Superbad, The Forty Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Anchorman. Judd Apatow is whats up. I can't even imagine how grossly rich this guy is. JK, I can. He's got a net worth of 80 mill. Not too shabby brothah. Judd Apatow makes everything that is not so pretty, hilarious. Unwanted pregnancy with a highly unattractive guy, middle-aged men still living at home, a 40-year old virgin. He takes real life crappy situations and makes them funny as hell and somehow totally heartwarming as well. Oh yeah, that rhymed. One of Judd's latest ventures is executive producing one of my new favorite shows Girls. This guy masters something that I think is so important; not taking life too seriously. I love him so.
My Favorite Friendship
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Hellooo Neww Yooorkk!
So like any dreamer, I love New York. Take it from Jay-Z and Alicia Keys, "these streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you." Every time I set foot in New York I feel so alive. The rustling and bustling of everything, the countless things to do or see. I feel like anything could happen. You could see Suri Cruise or the filming of a movie. I love all the different smells, the sounds, and the people. I love that no matter if it's 3:00 in the afternoon or 3:00 at night, the city is never dead.
Ma Ma Ma Mindyy
My love for Mindy Kaling is kinda crazy. "Love is too weak a word. I luff her, I loave her, I luurve her!" She's an awesome writer and actress and an all around hilariously entertaining person. From reading her book Why is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? and following her on twitter I sorta feel like I know her. She's just one of those people in my opinion that is so naturally funny. I love her in No Strings Attached and as Kelly Kapoor on The Office. Plus, I cannot wait to see her new show in the fall called The Mindy Project. Check it out lovahs.
Quotes: "Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched."
Quotes: "Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched."
An Oldie but a Goodie
My favorite old movie is definitely Breakfast at Tiffany's or as I sometimes call it, Breaky at Tiff's. This movie is just a classy classic. Audrey is just..Audrey. She's fantabulous. She's splendiferous. I just love her so much. Her voice is so singsongy and she's really gorgeous in this movie. She's great in the dramatic scene where she finds out her brother died but she's also a pro at the witty banter. George Peppard totes holds his own opposite her. He's all blond hair blue eyes and brooding. My favorite scene is without a doubt the party scene. I wish I could go back in time and go to party like that. I desperately want to wear a watch on my ankle and smoke using an ultra long cigarette holder. That party just looks bumpin'.
Quotes:
Holly Golightly: He's all right! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's.
Paul Varjak: Tiffany's? You mean the jewelry store.
Holly Golightly: That's right. I'm just CRAZY about Tiffany's!
Paul Varjak: You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.
Paul Varjak: I love you.
Holly Golightly: So what.
Paul Varjak: So what? So plenty! I love you, you belong to me!
Holly Golightly: [tearfully] No. People don't belong to people.
Paul Varjak: Of course they do!
Holly Golightly: I'll never let ANYBODY put me in a cage.
Quotes:
Holly Golightly: He's all right! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's.
Paul Varjak: Tiffany's? You mean the jewelry store.
Holly Golightly: That's right. I'm just CRAZY about Tiffany's!
Paul Varjak: You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.
Paul Varjak: I love you.
Holly Golightly: So what.
Paul Varjak: So what? So plenty! I love you, you belong to me!
Holly Golightly: [tearfully] No. People don't belong to people.
Paul Varjak: Of course they do!
Holly Golightly: I'll never let ANYBODY put me in a cage.
A Beautiful Man
A few things come to mind when thinking of Ian Somerhalder. Sexy as hell. Smoldering. Piercing blue eyes. Bad boy. Good boy. Ian Somerhalder is just so gooood. He's the bad guy on Vamp Diaries that you just love. He's too good looking and such a smart-ass. When he's an asshole you just want to have hate sex with him and when he shows his vulnerable side you just want to hold him all night. Ian plays Damon Salvatore to perfection. But let's talk a little bit about Ian. He is so sweet to his fans. He is so modest and never takes all that he has for granted. He's so compassionate and has all these foundations and cares about the environment and all that shiz. It's just so hot. I can't wait for TVD to come back on so I can get my weekly dosage of Ian. For now, I'll just go twitter stalk him, fan-girl style.
Watching The Holiday in Summertime
My Two Favorite Models
Candice Swanepoel(Candy Swan) is just a straight stunna through and through. Honey is flawless. I've literally never seen someone, besides jessica alba of course, that is literally perfection. Her south african accent is super pretty too. She's a blond bombshell.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is flaming hawt. Man, this post is really making me sound like a lezzo but I swear I'm not. Her lips are ridiculously pouty and I love her british accent.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is flaming hawt. Man, this post is really making me sound like a lezzo but I swear I'm not. Her lips are ridiculously pouty and I love her british accent.
A Show I'm Obsessed with Right Now
GIRLS. This show is the bomb. It's about four girls living in New Yawk trying to find their way. Sound a little famil? Yeah it's gotten plenty of the Sex and the City comparisons but besides the fact that it revolves around four women living in New York City, they are vastly different. First of all, Sex and the City made everything seem glamorous and as amazing as it was it was pretty unrealistic. The opening scene in the pilot where Hannah's parents tell her they are cutting her off and she goes on to talk about how lucky they are that she isn't a drug addict reminds me of conversations i've had with my parents plenty of times. This scene is just brilliant. Lena Dunham is 26 and is the creator, writer, director and star of the show. I just think she is so rad. She makes these four girls real and flawed. She isn't afraid to highlight the not so pretty parts of the scary time in your life where you are trying to figure out who you are going to be. She makes the friendships and the sex disarmingly true. The show has already landed an Emmy nom for best in a comedy series and Lena for best actress. If you haven't seen it already I highly recommend it. The music is great, the characters are so relatable, and the writing is genius. I'm kind of dying for it to come back on. How will I entertain myself now?
For the Love of Emma Stone
Emma Stone is just my homegirl. I would say i'm mildly obsessed with her. My adoration for her started when I first saw her in Easy A. Now shawtie is a house hold name. Emma Stone is someone I wish was my best friend. No offense to my bestie; you're pretty great too. She's just such a bitchin' comedic actress. But she also was amazing in a really dramatic role like The Help. She's just so totally lovable and endearing. I am not embarrassed to say that she is my girl crush. I love her in Crazy, Stupid, Love, Easy A, The Help, and Spiderman. In my opinion, she's one of the best actresses of our generation.
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